YES...its TRUE...hilarious, but true...but I was 14 yrs old and terrified. Every time our mom hung our freshly laundered under panties out on the clothesline, some pervert came along during the night and chewed the crotches of our undies. My mom was convinced a perverted neighbor who'd shot my pet deer standing next to me was chewing our undies. The clothesline was right outside my window...I didn't have window coverings or even a screen...so this big, hairy dude had stuck his head inside my open window, at least 6 feet off the ground...he kept sniffing, breathing hard, it woke me, and I was too terrified to move...but when it began nudging me, I rolled off my bed screaming, ran out of my bedroom. My dad and his brother were ready to go after the pervert as they'd had enough of the panty chewing antiques and they'd planned on shooting them. Armed with a long gun and flashlights they ran after the big dude who'd run into the detached garage where they cornered him...they were about to blast that dude into oblivian...and then they realized that big hairy dude was just looking for something sweet to eat!...and oh...i met the panty chewers a few days later...an entire gang of them, caught standing on their tippy-toes reaching up, chewing on our undies..ahaaa...CAUGHT in the act. We had a good laugh once we learned the truth.
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See Playlist "On my Way Home"...an autobiography of How the Lord protected me time and time again. I should NOT be alive. Was one miracle after another. I was kidnapped, drugged raped by a 45 yr old near-stranger when I was 14..he kept me up in the woods 2 nights before letting me go, but he threatened to murder my 2 sisters if I told. I had a complete breakdown 2 weeks later and told....we think HE was the one who shot my deer with high powered rifle...he most likely meant to shoot me because I'd told what he'd done to me and my father and his brother Chet beat him near death, knocked all his teeth out...but WHQT good did that do me? I was forced to never talk about it and we moved a few weeks later, down to Loma Linda Calif..my mom had graduated, top in her class...Registered Nurse, so we looked forward to better life with my mom having good income....sadly things only got worse and the infamous flood, Loma Linda Feb 19, 1969 was a life-changing event. I'd just turned 17...homeless, rejected, alone..my parents were cruel, blaming the flood on me...wow!
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